I left my history feedback at home so I don't have anything to do

If any college admission teams are reading this then I would never do other work in class that is incredibly stupid!


My friend is reading over my shoulder and we both realized that I haven't posted in a MONTH. It's officially been a month since I posted. Now she's watching her own spam story. Love her!

The last day of school is slowly but surely approaching. Mine is in two days. I am moving on to become a well-versed and intelligent senior. A senior in high school. I could've sworn that I was a freshman two years ago!

I feel like in movies or tv shows, it always starts off with a sophomore or junior. However, in recent years, there have been a ton of movies coming from the perspectives of seniors, because the media is SO interested in telling authentic and interesting stories for the younger audience. Look, Angouie Rice, I get that you want to go to Harvard but it's your own fault that Gaten Matarazoo screwed you over. Now you're not going to Harvard OR with the Stranger Things kid. I cannot believe my main man McLovin was in that movie. Same with Prom Pact. Why is it always Harvard? Why did Elle from the Kissing Booth get into Harvard? Someone tell the writers team to stop. Wait that isn't a good joke, I think they're still on strike. Support the Writers Guild of America!

Anyways, I think the whole deal with the sophomore-junior thing is because they want to push in as many seasons as they can, which is like, why don't they start the season with freshies? It's because they know that freshmen are annoying as hell and they shouldn't be documenting the lives of annoying people. 

You know, I have too much to say all the time. So here is My OFFICIAL Advice for the Upcoming Juniors, or just High Schoolers in general, because my school refuses to choose me for any kind of advice program that they put out. I'm 100% qualified!

1. Expect Change

In my sister's words, "Don't expect to stay friends with everyone you know". And I hate to say it, but she was completely right with this piece of advice. Maybe you won't have a complete falling out with someone you know, but within these two years, you have and will change for better or for worst. The only way you can overcome change is to be prepared for it. It's a little hypocritical for me to say, because, at the beginning of junior year, I was completely close-minded. You may be the same right now, and that's okay, but it might bite you in the ass in the future. 

2. Don't just follow 'trends'- aka don't succumb to peer pressure. 

It's different from moving out of your comfort zone. A new group of people can mean doing things that you didn't expect you would be doing. But if you're doing something new just because it's 'cool' and not because you genuinely want to try, it's not worth it. And if your friends are telling you to do it 'for them', then they aren't your friends. You need better friends. Don't do things for the sake of other people, do things for yourself. Which leads me to my next point.

3. Put Yourself First

Ewwww what the hell? I literally hate myself wtf why would I do something like this- SHUT UPPPP. 

Get over yourself. Get over being a little shit to yourself and spend more time with yourself. Spend time going to the movies alone or going on little walks with yourself. You don't have to be a complete hermit, but spending time just a little bit of time with yourself can help you realize different things about yourself. It brings me a sense of peace. If you're not like that, it's still cool, but I think you should still try it. 

4. And if you're taking IB, don't

QUIT NOW. PLEASE.


Additional One: Stop Vaping in the Bathrooms, you're stinking up the place!!!!

(Hey guys! This is Michael Cera's ultimate best friend, Paul Dano. In my opinion, if you feel the need to vape in school, that's a serious character flaw that you need to get checked out. Like if you were a character in a YA novel in the teens' section of Barnes and Noble, absolutely no one would be rooting for you. You'd probably be written off. Anyway. I hope one day the world runs out of disposable vapes and the entire high school turns into the glitter shortage episode of Barbie Life in a Dreamhouse and Ken has to dig into the ground to find a geyser.) 

Speaking of Barbie, did you know that they caused a worldwide pink shortage? It's a fact. Also, why are guys taking off the stall doors? I thought we were a professional institution. Take that skill and use it in the design lab please. 


I'm getting such a big head from writing this. Especially because I'm not a senior yet, but I feel like junior year is the last year you would have had the actual time to change. I also doubt any current freshies or sophomores are going to be reading this, so if other juniors agree lemme know. 

I probably have more to say later, but this class period is almost over. Goodbye!

Comments

  1. I think the jump from Junior to Senior year is huge because I don't think it gives us enough time to adapt. If you think about it, this time next year, we will be graduating. I don't know about you but I am not in the mindset for that at all. Like I feel like Juniors are just glorified Sophomores. It is scary to think that we are going to be the oldest in the school when our grade acts like a bunch of babies.

    ReplyDelete
  2. This is sound advice ! I will totally keep this in mind as I start junior year. You rock šŸ˜Ž

    ReplyDelete

Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

Trapped in Barbieland

Now I’m trapped in a hospital (not Barbieland)

Saving up for a car so i can run myself over